nubianperv:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

ALT

ALT

Keke Palmer’s boyfriend and the father of her baby publicly shamed her for her outfit and it’s the audacity of someone we only know as “Keke Palmer’s boyfriend” to target his hardworking significant other, the mother to his baby like this

ALT

The comments on his Instagram are cracking me up

skskskskskjafsdkh kh hsdkcj he deactivated

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

alright fuckers (lovingly)

no more goofin around

it’s tuesday. go message some of your closest friends and tell them how much they mean to you

good luck I’ll see you when you get back

ALT

Catastrophic thoughts such as these which guide you down the path of self-sabotage do not amuse me.

urbanfantasyinspiration:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

luidilovins:

somecutething:

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

I’m loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It’s interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone’s gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

Human: play?

Aquatic creature from an entirely different branch of the animal tree: play!

brownsugabae:

gripperkat:

Do men get ready for pussy appointments like women do?🤔

Well ? 😂

thetattedstoner:

I’m the shirtless guy in the background

dirty:

i wanna make her cum, and be her safe place at the same time

salty-red-mage:

eightmickeys:

hxngmxnpage:

thegreenmeridian:

twinky-dinky-doo:

robhand:

b0gvvitch:

kurtamutual:

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.